What does watching a child eat five chocolate chip cookies and a plate full of cheetos at a picnic get you?
1. Ten minutes of relaxation between swinging, playing catch, screaming, and climbing jungle gyms.
2. The end to five minutes of pouting because BBQ briscuit just isn't up to par with a hamburger and ketchup. (I'll spare you the details on the lack of Gatorade issue)
3. A sugar high that peaks during the awards ceremony. Restraints, anyone?
4. Ten sticky, orange fingers. I've never seen anyone attack a plate of cheetos with both hands before. Next car purchase...leather seats.
5. The inevitable upset tummy on the ride home. (Easter baskets can be used for a variety of purposes)
6. Hopefully her grandma felt the benefits of the sugar crash. I didn't stick around to find out.
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